Life is Bigger Than That

You have $86,400 in your account and someone stole $10 from you. Would you be upset and throw all of the $86,390 away in hopes of getting back at the person that took your $10? Or move on and live? Right, move on and live. See, we have 86,400 secs in every day so don’t let someone’s negative 10 seconds ruin the rest of the 86,390. Don’t sweat the small stuff, life is bigger than that.

Karyasarma Open XXIII

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Clash Royale Tournament
Name : Karyasarma Open XXIII
Tag : #P99GUL2
Capacity : 50
Length : 1h
Preparation : 2h
Held On : December 5, 2016 19:25 PM UTC+7
Password

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Password: karyasarmadec05

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Tournament Winner

  1. RiejuMRT
    • Tag: #P0YJPRR
    • Clan: Dale Gas A Full
    • Clan Tag: #229RUPRR
  2. NALYD
    • Tag: #PUC2PUYL
    • Clan: Chan Mali Chan
    • Clan Tag: #GQ0GU
  3. Djica (⭐⭐⭐)
    • Tag: #8P8CGJ9R
    • Clan: Serbian Lords
    • Clan Tag: #R2CRY2

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Secret to Long Life

A little boy was in a bus eating chocolate, then he took another one.

A man next to him said, “Do you know eating to much of it will damage your teeth?”

The boy replied, “My grandfather lived for 132 years.”

The man asked, “Was it because of eating chocolate?”

The boy replied, “No, he was always minding his own business.”

Paper Cannot Beat Rock

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no way Paper can beat Rock.

Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can’t Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can’t Paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?

I’ll tell you why, because Paper can’t beat anybody, a Rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play Rock-Paper-Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “Oh sorry, I thought Paper would protect you.”

Funny Comments

dimsumw0ng: Yes, after that they would get some Paper from the court to screw you back.

fandomlover03 (OP): But you could use the Scissors to murder them then hide the body before they can get away @dimsumw0ng.

bobjenkins8888: Then they slap you and say, “Whoops, I thought the Rock would protect you.”

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Karyasarma Open XXII

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Clash Royale Tournament
Name : Karyasarma Open XXII
Tag : #P2CYR89
Capacity : 50
Length : 1h
Preparation : 2h
Held On : December 1, 2016 19:00 PM UTC+7
Password

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Password: karya1decsarma

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Tournament Winner

  1. Nishant
    • Tag: #2CRLULQ0
    • Clan: Jai Hind
    • Clan Tag: #L9QRV2
  2. MADman3690
    • Tag: #9JU8GJ20
    • Clan: Adult Jokers
    • Clan Tag: #PJ80R0
  3. HARATH
    • Tag: #89VGJUL
    • Clan: Dragon infernus
    • Clan Tag: #22UJ98J9

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What Am I to Teresa

If Teresa’s daughter is my daughter’s mother, what am I to Teresa?

a. Grandmother
b. Mother
c. Daughter
d. Granddaughter
e. I am Teresa

Answer

c. Daughter

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Explanation

Teresa’s daughter is my daughter’s mother.

My daughter’s mother is actually me (i.e. the person who is asking the puzzle).

Therefore:

Teresa’s daughter is me (i.e. the person who is asking the puzzle is Teresa’s daughter).

Note: As there are only females available for the answer, the answer cannot be a male.

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Quote #100

If you are very very stupid, how can you possibly realise that you’re very very stupid? You’d have to be relatively intelligent to realise how stupid you are.

John Cleese