Me: Should I buy this game?
Brain: No.
Cat: No!
Parents: NO!
Universe: NO!!!
Me: Sold.
My Goal for 2017
My goal for 2017 is to
accomplish the goals of 2016
which I should have done in 2015
because
I made a promise in 2014
and planned in 2013.
Stop asking, Final Fantasy XV Day One Edition.
Son: Dad, why is my cousin named Rose?
Dad: Because your aunty loves roses.
Son: What about me?
Dad: Enough questions, Battlefield 1 Deluxe Edition.
Battlefield 1 Deluxe Edition (Son): …
Get Ready to Make This Mistake Soon in 2017
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Just Slowly Scroll On. You Saw Nothing 2016.
Smells Like Burnt Nose Hair
Did you know
that the fire of lighter
smells like burnt nose hair?
I Can Do It 2016
Successfully wasted 365 days of 2016.
1 more day to go!
Life’s Three Best Teachers
I Live for Two Reasons
- I was born.
- I have not died yet.
2017: Here I come
