KaryaSarma

75% of students are good at Math.

Hmm… I belong to the rest 15%.

Divorce Lawyer: So kid, you wanna live with your dad?
Kid: No, he beats me.
Lawyer: So you want to live with your mom?
Kid: No, she beats me too.
Lawyer: So who do you want to live with?
Kid: A*s*n*l F.C., they never beat anyone.

If it can fly
It should die

My girlfriend is so smart.

I called her from my friend phone and she said, “What’s up honey?”

She already knew I was on the other side.

Woman 1: I just ended a 5 year relationship.
Woman 2: OMG!!! Are you okay?
Woman 1: Yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

If you put your ear on a strangers thigh, you will hear, “What the f*ck are you doing?”

My Mom used to say, “When you have children …”

Now she says, “If you have children …”

I told my hot coworker how I felt and she felt the same way. Then we turned on Air Conditioner.

Anthony: I left my job today. I couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.
Me: What did he say?
Anthony: You’re fired.

Lions sleep for
18 hours a day
but Donkey works
for 18 hours a day.

If hardwork is
secret to success,
then Donkey would have been
“The King of Jungle”.