People experience horrible things every day. But they still manage to be nice to others. Being an asshole is not something you are born with, or something you become. It’s a choice.
Are you an onion?
If you are in a relationship and all you do is cry everyday, you need to stop and ask yourself, “Am I dating a human or an onion?”
Quote #105
We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us.
Three Things Are Infinite
- The Universe.
- Human Stupidity.
- The number of Fast and Furious movies.
How I Learned to Mind My Own Business
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, “13… 13… 13…”
The fence was to high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting, “14… 14… 14…”
Kucing, Ikan Asin, dan Aku
Seekor kucing kurus
Menggondol ikan asin
Laukku siang ini
Aku meloncat
Kuraih pisau
Biar kubacok dia
Biar mampus!
Ia tak lari
Tapi mendongak
Menatapku tajam
Mendadak lunglai tanganku
Aku melihat diriku sendiri
Lalu kami berbagi
Kuberi ia kepalanya
(Batal nyawa melayang)
Aku hidup
Ia hidup
Kami sama-sama makan
Wiji Thukul – Penyair
Sometimes I Forgot Where I am
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive? I just did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again.
Can You Read It?
Answer
Liar
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Fax Me Something?
When someone asks
if they can fax
me something.
FAX???
Why don’t you just send it
over on a dinosaur?
Rearrange The Alphabet
Man: Hey, morning!!! 😊
Woman: Yup, what are you doing?
Man: Trying to rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together. 😁
Woman: There’s no need for that when N and O are already together.