I MAY NOT BE
THAT FUNNY
OR ATHLETIC
OR GOOD LOOKING
OR SMART
OR TALENTED
OR
I FORGET WHERE I WAS
GOING WITH THIS
Savage Gym Owner
Tired of being fat & ugly?
Just be ugly!!!
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There Are Only Five Things We Need In Life
GOOD FRIENDS – GOOD JOB
GOOD FOOD – GOOD SLEEP
&
GOOD _UCK
Whatever you are thinking is right.
Half Way Through 2017
- I lost no weight.
- Didn’t learn anything.
- Haven’t made an effort to save money.
- Still ugly.
Why Did I Get Divorced?
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, Boss!”
I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?”
“Okay,” I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.
What Are Signs That Someone Is Intelligent?
- Very calm, almost too unnaturally calm.
- Insightful.
- They usually just smile or smirk at what an average person would LOL about.
- They look depressed most of the time.
- They’re excellent at pointing out flaws (a negative trait).
- They get bored easily.
- They love reading, not necessarily books though.
- They understand easily and quickly.
- Excellent problem-solving skills.
- Above average deduction skills.
- Enjoy solitude.
Note: I am the exact opposite so I probably dumb AF.
Review Amatir Pembelian Oneplus 5 di Tokopedia
Informasi
Nama Toko: Mevy Lustitia
Link Barang: https://www.tokopedia.com/mevylustitia/hp-oneplus-5-ram-8gb-128gb
Nama Barang: Oneplus 5 – 8GB RAM – 128GB Internal Storage
Model: Oneplus A5000 – Global
Warna: Midnight Black
Screen Protector: Sudah langsung terpasang
IMEI: IMEI di kotak dan di Handphone sama
RAM: 8 GB
Internal Storage: 128GB
SIM 1: Berfungsi
SIM 2: Berfungsi
Wi-Fi: Berfungsi
NFC: Berfungsi
Bluetooth: Berfungsi
Antutu Benchmark Score: 182592 (Detail bisa dilihat pada gambar di bawah.)
Jelly Effect: Terjadi sesekali (Note: Jika Anda masih belum mendengar tentang tentang efek ini, saya sarankan untuk tidak mencari tahu, karena setelah Anda tahu maka efek ini akan semakin sering Anda lihat.)
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My Life As a Girl
Mom: You’re so beautiful, sweetie!
Dad: If any boy asks you out, I’m coming for him.
Grandparents: You’re so gorgeous, guys must be all over you.
Friend of parents: You’re going to break a lot of hearts.
Friends: You’re pretty, now shut up.
Boys: Why is that potato looking at me?
Quote #115
Perfect people don’t drink, don’t fight, don’t lie, don’t make mistakes and don’t exist.
Who Wrote Their Phd Thesis in the Shortest Amount of Time?
George Bernard Dantzig arrived late to class, found some problems on the board and copied them down assuming they were homework.
He took them home, worked them out. A couple of days later, he gave his work to his professor while apologizing for taking so long because the questions were a bit harder than usual.
What he didn’t know was that those questions on the board weren’t homework, but some examples of unsolved problems that were being discussed in class.
A year later he asked his professor for help choosing his thesis topic and the professor just told him to put those two problems in a binder and he’ll accept them as his thesis.
More Details Story: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Dantzig#Mathematical_statistics