Son: Hey Dad!
Dad: Yeah?!!!
Son: I want to drop out of high school.
Dad: That’s ok.
Son: Really?
Dad: Yeah!!! But remember this…
Son: What?
Dad: I don’t like tomatoes on my Big Mac.
Stop to Enjoy the Little Things in Your Life
Am I Getting Fat?
Mark Angel Comedy Emmanuella “Am I Getting Fat?”
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Ticked Off Vic: Parking Right Here
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Life Is a Race but There Is Always Someone Here for You
Let’s keep walking.
Just because we’re not the fastest…
Doesnt mean we won’t get there.
Why We Always Evacuate Women and Children First?
During a disaster, we evacuate
woman and children first.
So we can think about
the solution in silence.
Have You Ever Killed Someone and Enjoyed It?
Every Goddamn Time
If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore.
A Married Man’s Prayer
Dear God,
you gave me childhood,
you took it away.
You gave me youth,
you took it away.
You gave me a wife…
It’s been years now,
just reminding You.
I Have a Husband
Man 1: So, you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I have a husband.
Man 1: [Noticed she doesn’t wear a ring.]
Man 2: Dude, don’t ask her the ring thing.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: You don’t wanna know.
Man 1: [Fuck it] But, I don’t see a ring on your finger?
Girl: Yeah, to troll losers like you! [Walks away]
Man 1: …
Man 2: [Hugs the man] I feel you bro.
Man 1: Thanks, and you are?
Man 2: Her husband.