Category: Funny Stories

Ignore your problems
like you ignore
the male actors
in a porn movie.

Me: (-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-)
Me: Chinese mafia is watching you.
Dad: How do you have friends?

Today, in Math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly.

Son: Hey Dad!
Dad: Yeah?!!!
Son: I want to drop out of high school.
Dad: That’s ok.
Son: Really?
Dad: Yeah!!! But remember this…
Son: What?
Dad: I don’t like tomatoes on my Big Mac.

During a disaster, we evacuate
woman and children first.

So we can think about
the solution in silence.