Category: Funny Stories

Just a reminder to all married people:

If you have promised your wife or husband that you will love her 24/7,

then, today is 24/7.

The best thing about
being a short woman is
when you hug a guy
and you feel his heartbeat against you
and you know exactly
where to stab him if he hurts you.

Age 7: I want to be a scientist.
Age 11: I want to be an astronaut.
Age 18: I want to be a Software Engineer.
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Age 20: Hey Guys! Please LIKE, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE my channel and PRESS the bell.

Person 1: Yo Momma so dumb, she threw a rock on the ground… AND MISSED!!!
Person 2: Yo Momma so stupid, she asked me what’s the number of 911!
Person 1: Yo Momma so fat, I saw her in the newspaper… pages 6, 7, 8 and 9!!!
Person 2: … Why are we doing this? We have the same Mom. -_____-

Ladies, if he calls you crazy,
don’t get upset.
Crazy bitches are better in bed,
so take it as a compliment.
But, stab him just in case.

Person 1: I am a Ninja.
Person 2: No, you’re not!
Person 1: Did you see me do that?
Person 2: Do what?
Person 1: Exactly!