A quick grammar lesson!
- Doesn’t = Does Not
- They’re = They Are
- You’re = You Are
- My Fire = The One Desire
- Believe = When I Say
- I want It = That Way
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Category: Funny Stories
After Tuesday
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F.
What Scares You The Most?
Paul: Werewolves!
Nina: Sharks.
Dylan: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Catherine: Dylan.
I Have Umbrella
Man: It seems raining for a long time. Take my shirt, I don’t want you get wet.
Woman: But you could get wet.
Man: No, I have umbrella. Don’t worry.
Shower Thought #1
I find it interesting how someone could be in and out of prison their whole life and their families will still say things like, “I know he is a good person.”
Meanwhile, I get a B+ on my test and my family berates me for being a “shame to the family” and how I’m a “failure of a son”.
Shampoo Ad in a Nutshell
Have you ever noticed,
that we choose our shampoo
according to how much it offends us?
Standing in front of the shelf,
“For dry, brittle, greasy, ugly splitted, gollum hair”
and thinks, “Nice, I’ll take that.”
Not Sure if Homeless or Trolling
Man: Do you like long walks on the beach?
Woman: Yes.
Man: Cool! Because I don’t have a car. Now… do you like sleeping under the stars?!!!
First 4 Dates
What my girlfriend thought on the first 4 dates:
- Nice shirt.
- Wow! A second nice shirt.
- Okay, the first shirt again.
- He has two shirts.
Me as a Manager
Just because you’re different,
doesn’t mean you’re not beautiful.
Now go out there and shine,
you magnificent what-the-f*ck.
Equality
When I see women driving a bus,
I smile and think about how far we,
as a society has come to equality.
And then I wait for the next bus.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
The guy who said that is like supporting the equality between men and women but in the end he still afraid of taking a bus that is driven by a woman.
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