Did you know
that the fire of lighter
smells like burnt nose hair?
Category: Funny Stories
I Can Do It 2016
Successfully wasted 365 days of 2016.
1 more day to go!
I Live for Two Reasons
- I was born.
- I have not died yet.
2017: Here I come
Open Minded
During the day,
I don’t believe in ghosts.
But at night,
I’m a little more open minded.
A Man Walking Home Alone
A man is walking home alone late
one foggy night…
When behind him he hears:
Bump!
Bump!!!
BUMP!!!
Phone Call Length
Father to Boy: 00:00:07
Boy to Father: 00:00:27
Boy to Mother: 00:01:30
Boy to Girl: 01:20:59
Girl to Girl: 12:36:23:59:59
Boy to Boy: MISSED CALL
Japanese Eye Test
Find hidden message in the picture above.
Clue
If you cannot find the message, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Japanese. Keep pulling until your eyes are almost closed.
Or (For Mobile Phone Only)
Tilt your phone and look at the picture from the charger hole.
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Poof!
Weekend gone.
Secret to Long Life
A little boy was in a bus eating chocolate, then he took another one.
A man next to him said, “Do you know eating to much of it will damage your teeth?”
The boy replied, “My grandfather lived for 132 years.”
The man asked, “Was it because of eating chocolate?”
The boy replied, “No, he was always minding his own business.”