An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. When life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means it’s going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming.
Anonymous Wise Man
Assuming the amount of sh*t happened for the past year, my life is probably trying to launch me into the other galaxy.
I saw a guy at Starbucks today. No iPhone, no tablet, no laptop. He just sat there drinking coffee like a psychopath.
BE LIKE A PANDA
HE’S BLACK
HE’S WHITE
HE’S ASIAN
What exactly is “A New Year’s Resolution”?
It’s a “To Do” list for the first week of January.
Yes means yes and no means yes and no means no and no means maybe but maybe means yes and maybe means no.
Easy.
Neha:
Hi! I’m a lady aged 26 married & have one kid.
Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2 Km from home and my car engine started to overheated so I turned back to get the other car.
When I got home, I found my husband romancing with our maid…!!!
I don’t know what to do now. Please help.”
Reply by Male Columnist:
Dear Neha,
Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the radiator.
You need to check your oil and water level in your engine before you start your journey. You must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future.
Hope this helps..!
Man: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Woman: OMG! Yes!!!
Man: Good, stay 384,400 Km away from me.
(noun)
A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
It’s funny how all the trust goes away when you’re looking for the remote.
“Are you sitting on the remote?”
“No.”
“Stand up!”
My ex texted me, “You can delete my number.”
I replied, “Who is this?”