Her: I really love children.
Me: [Trying to impress her.] I am a pedophilia too.
Category: Funny Stories
Problem Of Being Short
I’m a short guy and today one of my friend trick me by saying I look nice today and told me to spin around so she could see how nice I look from every angle.
And after I spin she yelled, “Look…! A midget spinner.”
Can I Use My Fidget Spinner?
Man: Hello, is it possible to use fidget spinner here?
Bartender: Sir, it’s 2017. You can be gay anywhere.
How To Get A Job At EA
Interviewer: Where is the seconds page of your resume?
Me: I give it to you for $4.99 as a DLC.
Interviewer: Welcome to EA.
[HANDS OUT SECOND PAGE.]
Interviewer: The second page does not look finished.
Me: But you already bought it.
Interviewer: You should be CEO of this company.
Just Some
SOME
PEOPLE ARE
LIKE CLOUDS.
WHEN THEY
DISAPPEAR,
IT’S A
BEAUTIFUL
DAY.
Quote #108
I gave you $10, he gave you $20.
You felt that he was better
because he gave you more.
But he had $200 and
all I had was $10.
Anonymous
And now I want my money back.
Be Nice To Fat People
Be nice to fat people. One day they may save your life.
Get It Right
This is Princess Zelda. ☝️
This is Luigi. ☝️
Daily Wisdom #1
AWALI PAGI
DENGAN SARAPAN,
KARENA KEMARIN
SAYA COBA AWALI
DENGAN SENYUMAN,
JAM 10 UDAH
LAPAR LAGI.
How To Get A Free Pizza
Order a pizza and when the delivery guy shows up, act confused and ask who is it for. And when the delivery guys says your name, just say, “ADAM??? Adam doesn’t live here anymore. He died exactly 10 years ago after he ordered a pizza. Is this some kind of sick joke?”
Start crying, take the pizza and close the door before they even get a chance to ask you for the money. Now you have a free pizza. Congratulations.