Daughter: Mom, I finally found a boyfriend.
Mother: Who is it, sweetie?
Daughter: George the neighbor.
Mother: But, sweetie… He could be your father.
Daughter: Love knows no age!
Mother: That’s not what I meant…
Author: karyasarma
Also Wishes You Have A Good Night Sleep
Lawyers hopes you’re in trouble.
Doctor hopes you’re sick.
Cops hope you’re criminal.
Teacher hopes you’re stupid.
BUT
Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life.
Fully Functional Reasoning Skills
I admire any woman that rejects me
because that means they have
a good taste in men and fully functional
reasoning skills.
Quote #112
The first gulp from the glass of natural science will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.
Quote #111
Lincoln Six-Echo: What’s “God”?
McCord: Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God’s the guy that ignores you.
from The Island
Quote #110
Sometimes we create our own heartbreaks through expectation.
Anonymous
Expect The Unexpected
Cartoon-Box #40 | The Good Witch
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The Ultimate Sacrifice
CGI Animated Short Film HD: “Daddy Cool Short Film” by Zoé GUILLET, Maryka LAUDET, Camille JALABERT
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Light and Darkness
Light will help you escape the deepest darkness.
AND
Darkness will help you see through the brightest light.
Trying To Impress Her #2
Her: I miss 2016.
Me: [Trying to impress her. Throws another kid to the gorilla pit.]