Order a pizza and when the delivery guy shows up, act confused and ask who is it for. And when the delivery guys says your name, just say, “ADAM??? Adam doesn’t live here anymore. He died exactly 10 years ago after he ordered a pizza. Is this some kind of sick joke?”
Start crying, take the pizza and close the door before they even get a chance to ask you for the money. Now you have a free pizza. Congratulations.