Raffle Ticket

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car.

When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me.

But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car.

We all cried, especially me, because the car was from the electricity company. They were there to cut off the electricity. My dad beat the crap out of me again.