Girl: Am I pretty?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you be upset if I walked away?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I died?
Boy: No.
She had heard enough and was hurt, so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm and said, “Also, I f**ked your best friend.”