Money Is Not Everything

It can buy you a bed, but not sleep.
It can buy you a clock, but not time.
It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
It can buy you a position, but not respect.
It can buy you medicine, but not health.
It can buy you blood, but not life.

So you see, money is not everything and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all of this because I am your friend, and as your friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering. So, send me all your money and I will suffer for you.