I Have Some Bad News and Very Bad News

Doctor: I have some bad news and very bad news. What you wanna hear first?
Patient: Tell me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your lab report came and it said you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient: What the hell?!!! Nothing could be worse than this news. So what is the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Patient: ?!?!?!