Girl: Come over.
Boy: I can’t, my car only has three wheels.
Girl: Do you have a tricycle?
Boy: You were supposed to say “But my parents aren’t home.”
Girl: I was distracted by your tricycle.
Boy: Ok! Start over.
Girl: Ok.
Girl: Come over!
Boy: I can’t, my car only has three wheels.
Girl: What color is your tricycle?
Boy: F**k you!!!