Person 1: Yo Momma so dumb, she threw a rock on the ground… AND MISSED!!!
Person 2: Yo Momma so stupid, she asked me what’s the number of 911!
Person 1: Yo Momma so fat, I saw her in the newspaper… pages 6, 7, 8 and 9!!!
Person 2: … Why are we doing this? We have the same Mom. -_____-