I Have a Husband

Man 1: So, you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I have a husband.

Man 1: [Noticed she doesn’t wear a ring.]
Man 2: Dude, don’t ask her the ring thing.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: You don’t wanna know.

Man 1: [Fuck it] But, I don’t see a ring on your finger?
Girl: Yeah, to troll losers like you! [Walks away]
Man 1: …

Man 2: [Hugs the man] I feel you bro.
Man 1: Thanks, and you are?
Man 2: Her husband.