Would You Believe Me?

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where does you parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor’s house.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, would you believe me?
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.

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