Alan: Hey Jake! I am outside your house.
Alan: I want my jacket back. :-3
Jake: Alan.
Jake: It’s almost 3 o’clock in the morning and I am upstairs in my bed. There is no way on earth that you can make me get up and open the door.
Alan: O.K.
Jake: Alan???
Jake: Dude, don’t!
Jake: Don’t!!!
Jake: Alan, answer your phone!
Jake: STOP BREAKING MY DOOOOOR, ASSHOOOOOLE!!!
* Conversation via online messenger.