One day, the teacher asked little Tim in class, “There are three birds on a tree. If one of them is shot, how many will remain?”
Tim, after a lot of thinking, answered, “None, because all of them will fly away.”
Smiling, the teacher says, “No. The answer is two, but I like the way you are thinking.”
Tim, after some time, told the teacher that he had a question for her.
He asked, “Three woman walk out of an ice cream parlour. One of them is licking her ice cream, one is sucking it, and one is bitting it. Now, tell me which woman is married?”
Confused, the teacher answers, “The one who is licking it, probably?”
To this, Tim replied, “No. It’s the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking.”