One day, there were three vampires bragging their strength and power to each other. They showed off their skills one by one.
The first vampire said, “Look at my skill.”
He’s gone in a blink of an eye and came back. His mouth is covered with blood. He said, “Did you see that village over there? I have sucked dry all of the villagers’ blood.”
The second vampire was amazed but he didn’t want to lose. He’s gone on a split second and went back. His mouth was also covered in blood. He said, “Did you see the town over there? I have sucked the towns people blood down to the last drop.”
The last vampire also wanted to show off his skill. He ran quickly and went back in the speed of light. His entire face was covered in blood. The two vampire were amazed. The last vampire said, “Did you see the street lamp there?”
The two vampire nodded quickly, impatient to hear his explanation. The last vampire catching his breath and said, “Well f*ck, I didn’t see it.”