Boy: How are you?
Jessica: Hi. 🙂 Do I know you?
Boy: I am rich.
Jessica: Hi, I am Jessica. Nice to meet you! What is your name?
Boy: No, Rich is my name.
Jessica: Sorry, I don’t talk to boys.
* Conversation via online messenger.
Author: karyasarma
7 Letter Word
A rich man needs _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
A poor man has _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
If you eat _ _ _ _ _ _ _, you die.
And when you die, you can take _ _ _ _ _ _ _ with you!
I swear with my life I will give you _ _ _ _ _ _ _ if you get the answer.
One word fits all the 5 blanks spaces. It’s a seven letter word.
Answer
Nothing.
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Reset Password
Enter password.
The password you’ve entered is incorrect.
Enter password again.
The password you’ve entered is incorrect.
Reset password.
New password can’t be old password.
Quote #54
The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don’t tell you what to see.
Iblis Selalu Menggoda
Terkadang Tuhan menyelamatkan keuangan hamba-Nya dengan sepatu yang nggak ada ukurannya atau dengan make up yang nggak ada warnanya. Tapi iblis kemudian datang dan bilang, “Bisa PO (Pre Order) Sis.”
20 Pieces of Bacon
Boy 1: So you have 20 pieces of bacon and your friend asks for one. How many do you have left?
Boy 2: 20.
Boy 1: Ok! If your friend took one, how many do you have left?
Boy 2: 20 and a dead friend. 🙂
* Conversation via online messenger.
Hey 370HSSV!
Boy 1: Hey bro!
Boy 2: Hey 370HSSV!
Boy 1: What?
Boy 2: Turn it upside down.
Boy 1: F*ck. 😐
Boy 2: Love you to bro.
* Conversation via online messenger.
10 Facts About You
1. You’re reading this right now.
2. You’re realizing that is a stupid fact.
4. You didn’t notice I skipped three.
5. You’re checking now.
6. You’re smiling.
7. You’re still reading this even though it’s stupid.
9. You didn’t realize I skipped eight.
10. You’re checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You’re enjoying this.
12. You didn’t realize there’s only supposed to be ten facts.
Thanks for read and smile.
Lesson In Life
A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke. Everybody laughs like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the same joke again. This time less people laughed. He cracked the same joke again and again. When there is no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said, “You can’t laugh at the same joke again and again, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again?”
Optical Illusion #2
Perhatikan gambar dibawah ini.
Bidang manakah yang memiliki warna abu-abu lebih tua?
Jawaban
Bidang A dan Bidang B memiliki warna yang sama, maka tingkat keabuannya juga sama.
Untuk menghilangkan ilusi optik pada gambar pertama diatas, coba tutupi bagian tengah antara Bidang A dan Bidang B dengan jari Anda.
Lihat gambar dibawah ini jika Anda malas menggunakan jari Anda.
Gambar diatas tidak mengubah apapun selain menambahkan blok hitam sebagai pembantu untuk menghilangkan ilusi optik yang dihasilkan oleh gradasi warna putih pada Bidang B.
Kalau Anda masih tidak percaya, silahkan download gambar pertama diatas dan coba lihat nilai RGB dari Bidang A dan Bidang B dengan tools seperti Ms. Paint.
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Informasi Tambahan
Ilusi diatas disebut Cornsweet illusion. Informasi lebih lanjut dapat Anda baca disini.
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