Author: karyasarma

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Shut up.
Boy: I’ll die for you.
Girl: Shut up.
Boy: I can’t live without you.
Girl: Shut up.
Boy: You look so pretty.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Shut up.

Man 1: Why fish can’t talk?
Man 2: If I put your head under water, could you speak?

Man 1: Hey Bro, my stomach is paining.
Man 2: That’s because your stomach is empty.
Man 1: Now I understand why you always have headache.

Man 1: Bro, if you answer “No” in my next question, I will give you $50. Are you ready?
Man 2: Yes.
Man 1: … 😎