Person 1: Yo Momma so dumb, she threw a rock on the ground… AND MISSED!!!
Person 2: Yo Momma so stupid, she asked me what’s the number of 911!
Person 1: Yo Momma so fat, I saw her in the newspaper… pages 6, 7, 8 and 9!!!
Person 2: … Why are we doing this? We have the same Mom. -_____-
Author: karyasarma
Just in Case
Ladies, if he calls you crazy,
don’t get upset.
Crazy bitches are better in bed,
so take it as a compliment.
But, stab him just in case.
I Am a Ninja
Person 1: I am a Ninja.
Person 2: No, you’re not!
Person 1: Did you see me do that?
Person 2: Do what?
Person 1: Exactly!
Quote #121
Education is the kindling of a flame, not the filling of a vessel.
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
The mind is not a vessel that needs filling, but wood that needs igniting.
I Placed a Big Bet on England Winning the WC 2018
If Bolt Play Soccer
Ronaldo vs Messi
Messi Miss Penalty – Again
When Your Team Expect You to Do Everything
Note: C. Ronaldo’s hat-trick save Portugal from Spain on World Cup 2018. Result: Portugal (3) – Spain (3)
Pass to CR7
