Author: karyasarma

Patient: Doc, I’ve got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop.
Doctor: How is that a problem?
Patient: I wake up at 9.

Patient: Doctor, is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: Get married!
Patient: Will it help to live a long life?
Doctor: No. But it will avoid such thoughts.

Doctor: I have some bad news and very bad news. What you wanna hear first?
Patient: Tell me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your lab report came and it said you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient: What the hell?!!! Nothing could be worse than this news. So what is the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Patient: ?!?!?!

Doctor: You are in very critical condition. You are dying and you don’t have much time.
Patient: OMG, that’s terrible. How long have I got?
Doctor: 10!
Patient: 10 what? Days, weeks, months or years?
Doctor: 10… 9… 8… 7… 6…
Patient: !!!!!!