Author: karyasarma

I Am Not Interested in Your Problem

Girl: [post new status on Facebook] After a long stressful day at work I need sleep. 😴 Feeling tired.
Boy: [comment the status] Did you know that at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope? Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If i were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn’t be able to locate my interest in your problem.

Conversation Between Student and Teacher

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years old.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
*Logic! Children are quick and always speak their minds.

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now… Class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell “Crocodile”?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

Teacher: Clyde, you composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir! It’s the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.