Right or Left?
Can’t you find?
Look at the picture again.
Still don’t know?
This question was asked to children of preschool in the USA with the same picture.
90% of them responded that the bus was going to left.
When asked, “Why?” they said, “Because you can’t see the door to get on the bus.”
How do you feel now?
I know, me too.
First I was dying to finish high school and start college.
And then I was dying to finish college and start working.
And then I was dying to marry and have children.
And then I was dying for my children to grow old enough for school so I could return to work.
And then I was dying to retire.
And now, I am dying… and suddenly I realize I forgot to live.
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Boy: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Girl: Yeah?
Boy: If the WiFi password was my kiss, would you ask for it or just steal it?
Girl: I will use mobile data.
Tell my mistakes to me, not to others. Because these are to be corrected by me, not by them.
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Toni: OMG! I love her so much.
Mike: Bro, you’re 19, she is 13 years old.
Toni: Age is just a number.
Mike: LoL! Yeah, and jail is just a room.
If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, your stupid. 😀
1st Son: Degree in Economics
2nd Son: MBA
3rd Son: PhD
4th Son: Thief
Neighbour: Why can’t you throw the 4th Son out of your house?
Father: He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.
A man was given a moral dilemma at his job interview. His answer is genius.
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. I love this; I may actually use it sometime for an interview situation.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
He simply answered, “I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the old lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams.”
Kupu tanpa sayap tak ada di dunia ini.
Mawar tanpa duri jarang ada atau boleh dikata tak ada.
Persahabatan tanpa cacat juga jarang terjadi.
Tetapi cinta tanpa kepercayaan adalah suatu bualan terbesar di dunia ini.
There is no wingless butterfly in this world.
There can hardly be any rose without thorns.
Untainted friendship is rare.
But love without trust is the greatest lie in this world.