Author: karyasarma

What I Think When My Parents Use My Computer

What the hell are you doing?

Why would you use Internet Explorer?

Fuuu, you type so slow, let met type that.

You spelled it wrong.

Caps lock is on.

Why would you click the zwinky ad. Oh my God!!!

Scroll down, hurry up.

You don’t need to double click that.

Get the f**k out of the chair and let me do it.

Which Way the Bus Is Going?

Right or Left?

Ambiguous Bus

Can’t you find?

Look at the picture again.

Still don’t know?

Answer

This question was asked to children of preschool in the USA with the same picture.

90% of them responded that the bus was going to left.

When asked, “Why?” they said, “Because you can’t see the door to get on the bus.”

How do you feel now?

I know, me too.

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Quote #81

I Was Dying

First I was dying to finish high school and start college.
And then I was dying to finish college and start working.
And then I was dying to marry and have children.
And then I was dying for my children to grow old enough for school so I could return to work.
And then I was dying to retire.
And now, I am dying… and suddenly I realize I forgot to live.

Anonymous

Quote #80

Tell my mistakes to me, not to others. Because these are to be corrected by me, not by them.

Anonymous