I don’t even have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.
Author: karyasarma
Shower Thought #1
I find it interesting how someone could be in and out of prison their whole life and their families will still say things like, “I know he is a good person.”
Meanwhile, I get a B+ on my test and my family berates me for being a “shame to the family” and how I’m a “failure of a son”.
Shampoo Ad in a Nutshell
Have you ever noticed,
that we choose our shampoo
according to how much it offends us?
Standing in front of the shelf,
“For dry, brittle, greasy, ugly splitted, gollum hair”
and thinks, “Nice, I’ll take that.”
Not Sure if Homeless or Trolling
Man: Do you like long walks on the beach?
Woman: Yes.
Man: Cool! Because I don’t have a car. Now… do you like sleeping under the stars?!!!
First 4 Dates
What my girlfriend thought on the first 4 dates:
- Nice shirt.
- Wow! A second nice shirt.
- Okay, the first shirt again.
- He has two shirts.
Me as a Manager
Just because you’re different,
doesn’t mean you’re not beautiful.
Now go out there and shine,
you magnificent what-the-f*ck.
Equality
When I see women driving a bus,
I smile and think about how far we,
as a society has come to equality.
And then I wait for the next bus.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
The guy who said that is like supporting the equality between men and women but in the end he still afraid of taking a bus that is driven by a woman.
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I Love You Today!
Just a reminder to all married people:
If you have promised your wife or husband that you will love her 24/7,
then, today is 24/7.
The Best Thing About Being a Short Woman
The best thing about
being a short woman is
when you hug a guy
and you feel his heartbeat against you
and you know exactly
where to stab him if he hurts you.
When Career at McDonald’s Does Not Take Off
Age 7: I want to be a scientist.
Age 11: I want to be an astronaut.
Age 18: I want to be a Software Engineer.
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Age 20: Hey Guys! Please LIKE, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE my channel and PRESS the bell.