Author: karyasarma
Quote #83
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman.
Anonymous
Who Do You Shoot?
Friend: You are in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Donald Trump. But you only have 1 bullet in your gun. Who do you shoot?
Me: Myself.
Savage Truth About Wish Upon a Star
According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you are actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
Quote #82
Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
Anonymous
Some Truth of Life
- It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
- A human hair can hold 3 Kg.
- The length of the penis is 3 times the length of the thumb.
- The femur is as hard as concrete.
- A woman’s heart beats faster than man’s.
- Woman blink twice as much as men.
- We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.
Interview – What Are Your Strengths?
Interviewer Woman: What are your strengths?
Interviewed Man: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer Woman: Umm… okay! What are your weaknesses?
Interviewed Man: Those blue eyes of yours.
The Two Islands: An Unusual Personality Test That Will Surprise You!
There are two neighbouring islands. One of the islands is inhabited by two men, an uncivilized savage and a civilized man. On the other island, there are several people including a woman who is in love with the civilized man.
One day the woman decides to visit the civilized man in the opposite island. She asks a boatman the fare to take her to the island. The boatman says, “I do not want any money but will take you to the other island, if you undress.”
Shocked and confused at his reply, the woman goes to a wise man. The wise man listens to her story and replies, “Do what your heart tells you.”
The woman decides to accept the boatman’s proposal, just to meet her lover. But when they reach the other island, the savage on seeing the naked woman, tries to rape her. At the same moment, the civilized man comes and sees them. Out of anger, the civilized man tells the woman to leave immediately and that he no longer wants her.
Now, evaluate the 5 characters of the story from the best to the worst. The number 1st is the character that you believe to be the best person of the story and the 5th is the worst of all.
Savage – Your needs are more important than anyone else’s.
Civilized Man – The importance of other people’s opinion.
Girl – Your need for emotional relationship.
Boatman – Your need for earning money.
Wise Man – How much you rely on logic.
The order you placed them in, speaks a lot about what you value the most.
I Want a Tank
Ron: I want a tank.
Dave: Well then, why don’t you get one?
Ron: Because they cost several million dollars. Not including floor mat. I don’t have that kind of money.
Dave: Now wait a second. You are a consumer. You have credit cards, right?
Ron: Yes. But how am I going to pay the credit card company? They will come after me.
Dave: Don’t be silly. You have a tank!