Author: karyasarma

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.

This is the most dangerous animal in the world. Responsible for millions of deaths every year. By his side, we can see a white shark (Carcharodon carcharias) swimming peacefully.

Husband: Pack your bags. I’ve won the lottery!
Wife: [Excited] Should I pack for sun or snow?
Husband: I don’t care, as long as you are gone by noon.

I. Like. It. How. When.
You. Read. This. The.
Little. Voice. In. Your.
Head. Takes. Pauses.