Reality of Fear

You’re not scared of the dark.
You’re scared of what’s in it.

You’re not afraid of height.
You’re afraid of falling.

You’re not afraid of the people around you.
You’re just afraid of rejection.

You’re not afraid to love.
You’re just afraid of not being loved back.

You’re not afraid to let go.
You’re just afraid to accept the reality that he’s gone.

You’re not afraid to try again.
You’re just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.

Pick Up a Book Today

Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.
Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that you are reading too loud.
Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected, so you’d better read.
Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets. Reading could save your life.
Fact 5: Dinosaurs did not read. Look what happened to them.

Evolution of Men

Spartans:
By 14, boy is a survival expert. By 18, the best warrior on earth.

Vikings:
At 6, boy learns Glíma. By 18, he’s a skilled warrior and survival expert.

Today:
From the day he is born, boy is taught that males are inherently bad. By age 6, boy is obese and playing video games. By 18, he is a total pussy who requires “safe spaces” to not be “hurt” by words.

Money Is Not Everything

It can buy you a bed, but not sleep.
It can buy you a clock, but not time.
It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
It can buy you a position, but not respect.
It can buy you medicine, but not health.
It can buy you blood, but not life.

So you see, money is not everything and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all of this because I am your friend, and as your friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering. So, send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

Alan Answer Your Phone

Alan: Hey Jake! I am outside your house.

Alan: I want my jacket back. :-3

Jake: Alan.

Jake: It’s almost 3 o’clock in the morning and I am upstairs in my bed. There is no way on earth that you can make me get up and open the door.

Alan: O.K.

Jake: Alan???

Jake: Dude, don’t!

Jake: Don’t!!!

Jake: Alan, answer your phone!

Jake: STOP BREAKING MY DOOOOOR, ASSHOOOOOLE!!!

* Conversation via online messenger.

Quote #85

To that one soul reading this. I know you are tired, you are fed up, you are so close to breaking; But, there is strength within you even when you feel weak. Keep fighting.

Anonymous

No One Cares

Me: I am gonna be a terrorist and kill 1.000 people and a monkey.
Friend: Why do you wanna kill a monkey?
Me: See?! No one cares about the 1.000 people.