Author: karyasarma

How To Get A Free Pizza

Order a pizza and when the delivery guy shows up, act confused and ask who is it for. And when the delivery guys says your name, just say, “ADAM??? Adam doesn’t live here anymore. He died exactly 10 years ago after he ordered a pizza. Is this some kind of sick joke?”

Start crying, take the pizza and close the door before they even get a chance to ask you for the money. Now you have a free pizza. Congratulations.

Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”

He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corporation.

Raffle Ticket

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car.

When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me.

But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car.

We all cried, especially me, because the car was from the electricity company. They were there to cut off the electricity. My dad beat the crap out of me again.

What Do You Get From The Fat Cow

Son: Mom, I got suspended from school today.
Mom: For what reason?😠
Son: The teacher asked us, “What do we get from the chicken?” I said eggs.
Mom: Then?
Son: The teacher asked us again, “What do we get from pigs?” And I said bacon.
Mom: Okey, then?
Son: And when she asked, “What do we get from the fat cow?” I said homework.