Interviewer: Where is the seconds page of your resume?
Me: I give it to you for $4.99 as a DLC.
Interviewer: Welcome to EA.
[HANDS OUT SECOND PAGE.]
Interviewer: The second page does not look finished.
Me: But you already bought it.
Interviewer: You should be CEO of this company.
There are couples who act like friends. And friends who act like couples.
SOME
PEOPLE ARE
LIKE CLOUDS.
WHEN THEY
DISAPPEAR,
IT’S A
BEAUTIFUL
DAY.
The world is full of nice people. If you can’t find one, be one.
I gave you $10, he gave you $20.
You felt that he was better
because he gave you more.
But he had $200 and
all I had was $10.
Anonymous
And now I want my money back.
Source: moringmark.tumblr.com
This hardworking man wakes up every morning to do one of society’s worst jobs in order to feed his family and you want to disrespect him?
Be nice to fat people. One day they may save your life.
This is Princess Zelda. ☝️
This is Luigi. ☝️
AWALI PAGI
DENGAN SARAPAN,
KARENA KEMARIN
SAYA COBA AWALI
DENGAN SENYUMAN,
JAM 10 UDAH
LAPAR LAGI.
