Quote #111

Lincoln Six-Echo: What’s “God”?
McCord: Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God’s the guy that ignores you.

from The Island

Problem Of Being Short

I’m a short guy and today one of my friend trick me by saying I look nice today and told me to spin around so she could see how nice I look from every angle.

Meme - Okay

And after I spin she yelled, “Look…! A midget spinner.”