Fake friends are like shadows:
Always near you at your brightest moments,
but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.
True friends are like stars:
You don’t always see them but they are always there.
Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark.
Note:
Loosely inspired by the work of Ernie Bushmiller. Eight simple panels reveals the truth of free-market doctrine!
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Father: Now, after you’ve lost your first teeth. What have you learned?
Child: I should not disturb you.
[Gymnast does a triple-double ultra-spin backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands.]
Me: [Mouth full of Pringles] What a loser…
Daughter: Mom, I finally found a boyfriend.
Mother: Who is it, sweetie?
Daughter: George the neighbor.
Mother: But, sweetie… He could be your father.
Daughter: Love knows no age!
Mother: That’s not what I meant…
Lawyers hopes you’re in trouble.
Doctor hopes you’re sick.
Cops hope you’re criminal.
Teacher hopes you’re stupid.
BUT
Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life.
I admire any woman that rejects me
because that means they have
a good taste in men and fully functional
reasoning skills.
The first gulp from the glass of natural science will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.
