Author: karyasarma

Why Did I Get Divorced?

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, Boss!”

I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?”

“Okay,” I said.

She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.

What Are Signs That Someone Is Intelligent?

  • Very calm, almost too unnaturally calm.
  • Insightful.
  • They usually just smile or smirk at what an average person would LOL about.
  • They look depressed most of the time.
  • They’re excellent at pointing out flaws (a negative trait).
  • They get bored easily.
  • They love reading, not necessarily books though.
  • They understand easily and quickly.
  • Excellent problem-solving skills.
  • Above average deduction skills.
  • Enjoy solitude.

Note: I am the exact opposite so I probably dumb AF.

Review Amatir Pembelian Oneplus 5 di Tokopedia

Informasi

Nama Toko: Mevy Lustitia
Link Barang: https://www.tokopedia.com/mevylustitia/hp-oneplus-5-ram-8gb-128gb
Nama Barang: Oneplus 5 – 8GB RAM – 128GB Internal Storage
Model: Oneplus A5000 – Global
Warna: Midnight Black
Screen Protector: Sudah langsung terpasang
IMEI: IMEI di kotak dan di Handphone sama
RAM: 8 GB
Internal Storage: 128GB
SIM 1: Berfungsi
SIM 2: Berfungsi
Wi-Fi: Berfungsi
NFC: Berfungsi
Bluetooth: Berfungsi
Antutu Benchmark Score: 182592 (Detail bisa dilihat pada gambar di bawah.)
Jelly Effect: Terjadi sesekali (Note: Jika Anda masih belum mendengar tentang tentang efek ini, saya sarankan untuk tidak mencari tahu, karena setelah Anda tahu maka efek ini akan semakin sering Anda lihat.)

Packaging

Oneplus 5 Packaging

Isi Dalam Kotak

Oneplus 5 - Inside the Box

Antutu Benchmark Result

Oneplus 5 - Antutu Benchmark Result

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My Life As a Girl

Mom: You’re so beautiful, sweetie!
Dad: If any boy asks you out, I’m coming for him.
Grandparents: You’re so gorgeous, guys must be all over you.
Friend of parents: You’re going to break a lot of hearts.
Friends: You’re pretty, now shut up.
Boys: Why is that potato looking at me?