Author: karyasarma

You Are Right

Man 1: Dude! How do you manage to be cool all the time?
Man 2: Because I don’t get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, “You are right!”
Man 1: But that’s completely irrational and wrong.
Man 2: You are right!

The Marriage Hack

Been married for 20 years, but I still carry my wife’s picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life, I take out my wallet and stare at her picture. And it comforts me knowing that… If I survived being married to this psycho, I can survive anything.

Sex With Boss

Warning: NC-17

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have sex with you. I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it, I’ll be done.”

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend then said to her, “Do it! But ask him for $2,000. Pick up the money very fast, he wouldn’t even have enough time to undressed himself.”

So she agrees.

Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend, he asks, “What happened?”

She responds, “The Bastard used coins. I’m still picking and he is still f*cking!”