Moral of the story: Sleep and it will solve all your problems.
Author: karyasarma
Damn So Poor
A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him.
Plant Date Palm
There is a saying that goes like, “Those who plant dates, do not harvest dates.” That’s because Date Palm trees take 80 to 90 years to bear the fruits.
Once, a young man met an old monk planting dates and asked, “Why are you planting dates if you know you will not harvest them?”
Wisely, the old monk replied with a kind smile on his face, “My son, go eat a fat d*ck. The yard is mine and I plant whatever that f*ck I want.”
Quote #118
Kemarin aku kembali bertemu wajah kehidupan.
Muram.
Sesekali ia coba tersenyum, namun pahit.
Kupikir ia ingin bicara maka kuberikan telingaku.
Tak sepatah katapun diucapkannya.
Sambil mencoba membagi senyum kesana kemari, kulihat ia menunduk.
Ketika wajahnya muram, ia masih harus menerima beratus kata.
Dan aku bertanya, “Mengapa memaksanya mendengar ketika ia harusnya didengar?”
28.8.2017
M. Sebayang
Shhh!
Employer: So, what qualifies you as our librari…
Me: Shhh!
Employer: You’re hire…
Me: Shhh!!!
Imagine – John Lennon
This is NOT an anti-religion/atheist-propaganda comic. The comic and the song (at least as I understand it) tries to communicate that no matter your faith, we should all share the world in peace… As silly as that sounds.
Art: Pablo Stanley
Source: http://www.stanleycolors.com/2014/09/imagine-john-lennon/
Ride with Uber
Uber Driver: …
Me: …
Uber Driver: …
Me: [5 stars]
Quote #117
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
Unknown probably Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr
Quote #116
When you are dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. All of the pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you are stupid.
Anonymous
You Are Right
Man 1: Dude! How do you manage to be cool all the time?
Man 2: Because I don’t get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, “You are right!”
Man 1: But that’s completely irrational and wrong.
Man 2: You are right!
